WHAT I'M UP TO
-Current on Netflix: ...
-Current TV Shows: supernatural, orphan black, the game of thrones, hannibal
-Current Book: the mortal instruments, the game of thrones
why is this so hard
Why is there a butt plug in the middle of a street!?
when u dont reply to someone and post on social media
(Source: 2000ish, via teen-derp)
"Friendship is a fucking hassle."
someone told this pony about bronies.
I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.
(Source: pleatedjeans, via ruinedchildhood)
have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?
baby sabertooth omg
Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram
I can’t fucking breathe.
I hate y’all so much 😂
Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”
This pizza place has a very good idea
yes yes yes
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.